Mobile phone jokes - C programmer

I got C ( C grade ) in programming , does it mean I am C programmer ?

One line jokes - Doctor and Patient

Patient: Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do? Doctor: Use a pencil till I come to see your son.

One liner doctor jokes - Sleep

Patient: Doctor, I can't sleep. Doctor: Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off.

One liner jokes - Team spirit

Our cricket team has team spirit. They give batting turn to all players.

One liner joke of the day - Worked for movie

I have worked in many movies / films . I am inside flying airplanes and moving trains.

One liner jokes- Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.